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You: Herro

Stranger: lol

You: You want see menu?

Stranger: yes i fucking want see menu. TOOK long enough

You: Ok hee you go
You: What you want dlink?

Stranger: i want a diet dr. pepper

You: Ok no probrem
You: are you ready to ordah

Stranger: no. tell me about the specials

You: Any kind of meat in chow mein
Or won ton soop
Also beef with chow mein
Or chicken with chow mein

Stranger: i want a burger

You: Ok no probrem
You: You want chow mein on burgah?

Stranger: yes, jeez

You: It will be ready soon
You: You want fortoon cookie for appetisah?

Stranger: yes please

You: How many fortoon cookie

Stranger: 1

You: I give you 8
You: You eat now
You: You want chopstick or fork

Stranger: chopsticks prease

You: How many chopstick

Stranger: a fucking pair

You: You want wooden chopstick or prastic chopstick

Stranger: hmm
Stranger: is it wooden chopstick bamboo?

You: it is pine

Stranger: plastic please

You: We are out of prastic

Stranger: damn it
Stranger: bring me a fork

You: I can give you two prastic knife and you use them as chopstick

Stranger: a fork will do

You: You want prastic fork or metal fork

Stranger: either one

You: I give you metal

Stranger: great

You: Ok you burgah is ready
You: Enjoy
You: You need more water for you?

Stranger: yes, bring water. i´ll get started on the burger

You: You want ice in water?

Stranger: yes

You: You want bottle water or grass?

Stranger: wait, wait a minute now
Stranger: the hell is in this burger?

You: arrigator

Stranger: it tastes awful

You: Do you want won ton soop instead
You: I can change burgah for ice cleam if you want

Stranger: sure
Stranger: the damned fortune cookie is in chinese!
Stranger: read it to me

You: I transrate:
You: Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?

Stranger: k

You: You want vanirra ice cleam or beef ice cleam?

Stranger: vanilla

You: You want chopstick or spun?

Stranger: spoon!

You: Ok I bring ice cleam shortly

Stranger: about time

You: You want sweet and sour sauce for on top of ice cleam?

Stranger: ah.. no, not really

You: Here is ice cleam
You: Enjoy

Stranger: thanks..

You: I count moneys will you eat LOL
You: Do you need more water for you?

Stranger: no

You: How is everything here?

Stranger: the ice cream was ok, i guess.. weird fishy aftertaste..

You: That is good
You: That is chinese way
You: You want bill now?

Stranger: yeah

You: Here you go

Stranger: hey mister, the bill is in chinese ¬¬

You: Numbers are same in both ranguages
You: -_-

Stranger: do you take visa?

You: We only take photos of great wall as currency
You: You owe us two photo of great wall
You: prease

Stranger: i left mine at home. will you take this song dinasty vase?

You: yes that will do for today
You: do you want fortoon cookie for ride home?

Stranger: yes

You: hee you go
You: do not crash while you are opening it

Stranger: thanks

You: thank you for visiting
You: bye bye